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Kriss2c
Don't pet the sweaty things!!
Member since 1/04 4830 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/18/2004 11:00 AM
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Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going
to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps
him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
finds the tree were the monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he
looks up and says "hey!"
The Monkey looks down and says, "f**k....mannn.....how much water did you drink?!
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Anniegrl
Yo! I need a bottle!
Member since 11/02 5565 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/1/2004 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
The George Washington Manor
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
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Posted 2/3/05 5:25 PM
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jantany26
Beyond Obsession
Member since 9/03 8308 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/14/2010 1:00 PM
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
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Posted 2/3/05 5:55 PM
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wc0143
Board Princess
Member since 8/03 14841 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/1/2004 3:30 PM
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
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Posted 2/3/05 7:31 PM
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MonkeyLuv
It's An Obsession
Member since 8/04 4437 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 AM
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booked
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
ha ha! stoned monkey!!!
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Posted 2/3/05 7:51 PM
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1017Bride
one year anniversary
Member since 8/03 7572 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/17/2004 11:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Lands End
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
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Posted 2/3/05 7:55 PM
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luvsbob4603
1year in my new home
Member since 10/04 6754 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/6/2003 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Millerplace Inn
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
very funny! I love it.
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